Read a book about aliens
Avoid a pedicure by scraping off the dead skin on your feet with razor sharp seashells
Laugh because the most action you're getting is seaweed washing up and smacking you in the butt
Get a permanent wedgie from your swim bottoms because they insist on riding up
Soak up some sunshine while forgetting to reapply sunscreen
Go for a walk and take photos of flowers, because you don't have 300 photos of flowers on your phone already...
Take a photo in front of flowers because you haven't done that before...
Put on headphones so you don't have to hear the children to your right screaming in french
Reminisce on all the times you've peed in that water
Thats all it takes for a successful beach day!
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