How to have a successful beach day

 Read a book about aliens

 Avoid a pedicure by scraping off the dead skin on your feet with razor sharp seashells

 Laugh because the most action you're getting is seaweed washing up and smacking you in the butt

Get a permanent wedgie from your swim bottoms because they insist on riding up

Soak up some sunshine while forgetting to reapply sunscreen

 Go for a walk and take photos of flowers, because you don't have 300 photos of flowers on your phone already...

 Take a photo in front of flowers because you haven't done that before...

Put on headphones so you don't have to hear the children to your right screaming in french

 Reminisce on all the times you've peed in that water

 Thats all it takes for a successful beach day! 

How About No

I figured I would share what I was wearing in my most recent youtube video. The shirt is from ROMWE. An asian website that clearly knocks off wild fox, topshop, urban outfitters, etc. But whatever its suuuuper cheap you just have to wait AGES for it to ship out. It is coming from somewhere in Asia after all. This shirt though is possibly one of the best shirts I own. It was like $7 and I just paired it with high waisted black shorts I thrifted a while ago. You can go on down to the very bottom and watch my video where I try on my latest thrift finds and show a lot of skin. Scandalous! But whatever we all have bodies, get over it. We are all just a bag of bones. 

Blues

I hated the color blue for the longest time. I had to wear it every single day for like a year and a half when i worked at ross. I was just sick of it. It's been over 3 years since I left that job and I'm finally warming back up to blue clothing. Also yes, jeans were a bad decision. I was sweating bullets by the time I finished taking these photos. It was only 85 degrees but its just sooo humid right now your body can't help but to sweat. The joy of florida summers.

Shirt- Platos Closet

Jeans- Lauren Conrad Kohls

Shoes- Thrifted

Purse- Thrifted